A Reflection On Being An Ex Party Animal, And The Men That Drove Me Out Of The Clubs

If you want to witness an example of the textbook definition of a man-child, look no further than the club.

Here you will find males of all heights, shapes, and sizes. They are most likely standing up against the wall, scoping out the beautiful ladies they will try to prey on and harass that evening.

These annoying, animalistic, predatory males have little to no interaction with the lady-folk during the week (besides their coworkers and family members) so they lose their minds when they head out to parties packed full of gorgeous women. They have no self control and their entitlement takes over. In their heads, women who willingly choose to go out to parties must speak to them and dance with them. After all, we only exist for the pleasure and satisfaction of men, right? We cannot possibly dress up to look good for ourselves after a long work week.

The club male doesn’t care that you worked long hours, and you decided to grab a drink with your friends while teasing the man-folk with your perfectly styled hair, clean-shaven legs, and mini skirts. Nope.

The typical club male is selfish. He must interject himself into your plans by compromising your safety and making your entire evening about him.