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All Women Should Be Attracted To These Six Men!
“Channel your attractiveness towards men into being wildly attracted to money.”
You are reading this article because you think I am going to provide you with a list of six types of men who will love you, honor you, protect you, and remain loyal to you, right?
Well I am! You got me! This misandrist is actually giving dating advice!
But my advice is actually kind of twisted. Because I am not telling you to date actual men. Why on earth would I do such a thing?!
Are you disappointed already? Ready to find another article that will help you on your long, boring ass love quest that never seems to end? You can read that shit later. This is more important. I am handing you information that will never steer you wrong. Keep reading.
Channel your attractiveness towards men into being wildly attracted to money. Money will never up and leave your ass. Money doesn’t cheat. Money doesn’t waste your damn time. Money is protection.
You need money to survive and thrive! Do you need any man on this planet in this way? That’s what I thought!
For the ladies who are so concerned about men during this time, I got something for that ass! Allow me to introduce the only men in your life from now on: