And The Award For The Lowest Life Form On The Planet Goes To…

“We all know how men act when they hear a no or experience rejection from the opposite sex. Again, do animals act like this, ladies? Is the pursuit of love with these savages beginning to seem a tad bit irrational to you?”

“Why? Why did you lie to me?”

“Because I’m a wild animal.”

“You are also a husband and a father.”

“I’m trying to tell you the truth about myself.”

-Fantastic Mr. Fox

It is 2 AM. I am up eating a bowl of cereal and watching Futurama. And in between bites of Kashi cereal, sliced strawberries, and vanilla oat milk I received a download.

I realized that there is no male species on the entire planet, let alone the entire galaxy, that harms and murders their own women like human men.

Think about it, ladies! When animals choose their mates to have sex and procreate with, it is usually the male that does what he can to prove his worthiness to the female. He may dance or fight other males for her attention. But he never, ever forces any female to make any decision against her will in order to benefit him. And he especially doesn’t end her life prematurely because he didn’t get what he want, even though he put forth the effort!