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Are You A Creepy Woman Who Is In Love With A Man-Child? There Is A Support Group With Your Name On It!
“Join thousands of mothers who are raising children they didn’t birth today!”
Trump’s internet is an amazing place, because I just came across the motherlode of all dickmatized Facebook groups.
There exists a safe space for desperate, creepy adult women who insist on loving, fucking, and procreating with children in adult men’s bodies to trauma bond (er, find support) with other women who want to raise the same men they expect to help raise their children.
Per the group’s objective, they assist women with raising their very own grown man! What luck, because so many ladies are wondering when their partners are going to finally grow up! Turns out you can raise his ass!
This support group must be the answer to the unanswered prayers of girlfriends and wives all around the world, because this space has well over 22,000 miserable women who refuse to release their special man-child into the wild of singledom and move on to projects that can actually benefit them.
Whether they have children or not, raising men is one of the favorite pasttimes of women from all walks of life. This is how they insist on spending nearly all of their free time: by holding the large, ashy hands…
