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Being Single > Loving Nasty-Ass Men With Poor Hygiene
Stop inviting unnecessary stress (and smells) into your life by way of men who don’t practice proper hygiene!
One of my core beliefs as a misandrist is that heterosexuality is rigged against women. While there are more men roaming this earth than women, there still exists a disproportionate amount of women enduring all sorts of issues that wouldn’t exist if they were single.
One issue that literally makes me gag whenever I think about it is how some men have terrible hygiene. They don’t keep clean homes. They don’t bathe regularly. They don’t know how to wash their clothes properly. They cannot properly gauge when they should replace their bedding and clothes, even if they have holes and stains.
And what’s worse is that they have girlfriends and wives!
These nasty-ass men are not living in a bubble, you guys! They are men who get their dicks sucked, cuddle, have sex, and sleep next to someone every night. There are women out there who would rather love a man with questionable hygiene than be single, and what’s worse is that some of them are bragging about their simple-minded partners!
I knew the bar was set in hell when one young woman announced on Instagram that her boyfriend bathes with Dawn dish soap. His rationale? “If it’s good enough for ducks…
