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Birthday Sex Jars, And Other Humiliating Tactics Men With Trash Dick Use
“A man springing this idea on his woman as her only hope for a memorable birthday because he is experiencing a sexual dry spell smells like desperate manipulation to me.”
When I first came across the idea of a birthday sex jar online I was mortified. While a few women thought the idea of a sex jar to be funny, many men especially believed the idea to be a brilliant way for them to finally receive the heaping amounts of sex they craved from their partners.
The way I looked at the idea, it seemed as though both sexes missed an important point in this humiliating-as-hell tactic:
What man who pleases his woman properly feels the need to create a goddamn birthday sex jar?
The idea is for a man to manipulate his girlfriend or wife through sex by creating a jar where one dollar is placed inside of it every time she has sex with him. This jar is created a few months out from her birthday, and on her special day the money she earns from having sex is her birthday gift.
Basically, for a few months a woman is under pressure to perform sexually and initiate sex she most likely doesn’t want to have just to earn a birthday present.
