Christianity, The Religion Of Choice For Lonely Women

“Why do they always run into the loving arms of this Jesus as soon as they believe they have ran out of options for a human man to love them?”

Ladies and gentlemen, we are winding down the weekend festivities as we prepare to head into Monday. Today is Sunday, the last day of the weekend that gives 9-5 employees the pre-cum weekday blues. It is also known as The Lord’s Day in many religious circles, a day when single women who don’t have a man, or partnered women who’s man doesn’t pay enough attention to them, run to Jesus because some man ran away from them!

Every single week lonely ladies fill the pews of their church, foot the bills of the many mansions their heavenly father claims he possesses, and cater to a pastor who has his pick of desperate women trying to see god though “praise and worship” in his bed. If that’s not enough, these same women volunteer any free time they have to keep their church running smoothly without so much as a thank you from the pastor that’s using their inherent loneliness for sexual gain, much less a damn paycheck.

Before I begin, I need to disclose that it isn’t my place to tell anyone whom they should worship. I am also not attempting to throw shade or shit on Christianity as a religion (ok, this is only halfway true. As a dirty, filthy sinner I cannot stay away from…