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How Does Your Boyfriend Accidentally Get Your Mom Pregnant?!
“Is this how low young ladies in their 20s are stooping to keep a man in their lives? I am appalled!”
Ladies and gentlemen, I was planning on going to bed. I really was.
That was until I saw a TikTok reel that made me want to run to the bathroom and wash my eyes out with bleach like Homer Simpson.
There are not a lot of things on the internet that make me speechless. But a reel I just watched takes the cake and has me wanting a new set of eyes. I already knew that women, especially heterosexual women, go to great lengths to maintain their taken status by forgiving every deplorable thing under the sun that their partners do. But I was not prepared to witness what I consider to be the unthinkable that has my eyes widened for several minutes.
Because there is no ruler on earth that can measure how desperate a woman has to be to post a reel smiling and dancing with her equally happy boyfriend who cheated on her with her mother while she was away!
I have come up with a new catchphrase every time I come across this type of nonsense, or whenever a friend informs me of the nonsense that’s occurring in their lives or the lives of others. I simply say, “Straight women problems” and keep it moving. Because even Jesus himself did not turn the other…
