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How To Know If You’ve Earned Your Food!
“Telling people that they must earn their food as if they are pets does not a healthier society make. In fact, we are a society that is deathly afraid of fucking eating!”
It seems as though some people are clueless when it comes to if they should eat food just based on the mere fact that they are a human being. Apparently in this day and age just being a human being who is fueled on food isn’t enough. Now we are supposed to earn food, as if life is a game where we have multiple lives and the very nourishment that solely sustains us can be collected like coins.
Maybe the powers-that-be, or the multi-billion dollar diet and fitness industries, had the best of intentions for telling us to shut our fridges for the rest of the afternoon unless we hopped on the Peloton today, but they need to know something:
Telling people that they must earn their food as if they are pets does not a healthier society make. In fact, we are a society that is deathly afraid of fucking eating! Go figure!
If you are wondering whether you’ve earned your daily quota of food for today, I want you to go through this list and identify which factors qualify you to eat. You might discover that your entire body needs food, no matter if you didn’t exercise today, took the elevator rather than the steps, or hopped in an Uber when you…
