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I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This, But Witches Don’t Trauma Bond!
This is the curse of trauma bonding: when enough people justify your shit you regress into immaturity and mediocrity instead of growing as a woman.
If there is one thing I have learned from befriending women it is that my gender loves to gossip and trauma bond, and for the most part they are extremely defensive in justifying why they should waste your time venting about their lives instead of facing their shit.
You want to piss a woman off? Don’t listen to her sound off about the same shit again, which is a form of trauma bonding.
Tell her that the new man she is interested in is the exact same man she was complaining about a few months ago, only he has a different face and name. Tell her that she has no reason to be upset that a man played her because she not only saw the red flags from the beginning but she also called to tell you about them too! Tell her that she received exactly what she was expecting from the jump, as expecting princess treatment from peasants is completely ridiculous, so her rage is uncalled-for.