“I Have Good Pussy” Is Such A Stupid Flex

“The truth is that you’re obsessed with pleasing men who don’t care to put forth any effort into pleasing you or making your life easier.”

The phrase, “I have good pussy,” is really a weird flex to me. So many women utter this phrase repeatedly without even thinking about what they’re really saying. And it took me years to really understand why “good pussy” isn’t anything to brag about.

We get it. Your pussy pleases a man. Congratulations! Peep the sarcasm. Because in actuality, pleasing a man sexually isn’t that hard to do.

*Laughs in Bitch*

I mean, over 80 percent of women do not orgasm during sex with a man. But most men get their rocks off when they’re with a woman. So you have good pussy, you say? So do the majority of women.

Join the club. The Good Pussy Club. Millions of women all over the world are members.

In my opinion, bragging about your lady parts being able to sexually satisfy a man makes no sense, especially when you do not tangibly benefit from the sensual interaction. And especially if you don’t even sexually benefit from being between the sheets. Where’s your orgasm, lady?

Making a man cum is really not the ego boost you think it is. I mean, why does having “good pussy” matter if you’re just having lots…