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I Think It’s About Time We Start Feeling Bad For Men!
“We have a real tragedy on our hands. Who’s with me?”
So tonight marks the millionth time I have seen posts circulating on social media created by males and male-identified, baby-obsessed women who supposedly have compassion for a group of people, namely women, who suffer from an unfortunate disease known as This Is My Life and I Can Do What I Want.
As a public service announcement, make sure you get your vaccine from this terrible virus! There is too much freedom to be had when you can actually think for yourself and plan your life in ways that fulfill you and make you happy! I wouldn’t want you to risk being a social pariah from refusing to follow the status quo, which comprises of a pseudo-biological craving to birth babies that leak disgusting multi-colored fluids from every single orifice of their bodies. As the parents who haven’t seen a clean t-shirt or shower in days will say, “It’s so worth it!”
I am not sure when this particular post will finally quit making its rounds all over social media, but apparently men are taking to the interwebs to share this message:
“I feel bad for women over 35 with no children.”
You may have seen similar posts with these same men lowering the age to 30 when they begin to feel a twinge of sadness for random ladies…
