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It Took Me Being Locked Inside My Bedroom To Show Me Why Women Have Boyfriends!
I swear, I was so close to throwing my hands up in the air and finding a man this weekend!
Right now I am typing this article while huffing and puffing and attempting to steady my breathing. Because just a few moments ago I experienced the most unexpected plot twist I never thought I would have to rectify on my own.
The plot twist was a single woman being locked inside of her bedroom with the doorknob not even being positioned into the lock position, all while chicken legs are baking in the oven.
There are times when life causes you to reflect on your choices that got you in the most unpredictableof moments where you are in a state of panic trying to open a door with no success and wondering if you should call the cops and explain that you need a brave, strong man in uniform to come to your house, open your door, and turn off your oven at midnight. And this experience definitely forced me to question if the single life is truly for me!
It all began when I retreated to my bedroom after seasoning my dinner and placing it in the oven at 425 degrees. I closed my bedroom door as I was mentally gearing up to take a shower and relax with a delicious plate of roasted chicken, white rice, and homemade green sauce. But my blissful thoughts were…
