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Ladies, When A Man Acts Like A Dog Make Him Play Fetch!
The world would be a better place if women quit being so flattered over silly compliments and requests that do not benefit them.
It isn’t often that I come across content on the internet that simultaneously warms my heart and has me cracking up with laughter. But a stunning young woman accomplished this and then some when she intelligently threw a guy off of his square after he rudely interrupted her quality time with her friend at a rooftop bar.
Seriously, I must give credit where it is due. Because her response was genius, bitchy, and of course well-deserved. I love to see it!
Basically, two well-dressed young ladies were sitting outside on the rooftop chatting and enjoying drinks. A man walks up to them and interrupts their conversation to ask something stupid. Of course his phone is in the face of the woman he is trying to pursue and he is filming the entire time without her permission.
The annoying stranger goes, “Excuse me, pretty lady in the red dress?” The two ladies stop talking and the one he was addressing turns to him. He points to her drink, which has a lime wedge. He continues his stupid spiel. “If I can swallow that lime whole can I have your number?”
At this point I was rolling my eyes. I was expecting him to ask if he could pay for…