Ladies, You Don’t Have Time To Be Lonely! Get To Work!

“You know what cures loneliness? Keeping the promises you made to yourself.”

Ladies, let me tell you something: men do not make great distractions from the loneliness you feel. They’re just in your life to take, take, and take some more. Okay, they may give you a few hugs and kisses here and there, and maybe cuddle with you (after you give them what they want, of course!) but that’s about it!

The time you may waste with a man (only for him to leave you anyway) can be utilized to cultivate greatness. Men are needy as hell. They require around-the-clock catering. If you’re not fucking them you must always be thinking about them and coming up with ways to please them. Frankly, their self-centeredness reminds me of children.

One time my boyfriend spent a few days by my place. At the time I had a job and I brought my laptop home to get some some work done. My man laid down next to me in bed while I quietly sent emails and purchase orders.

All of a sudden he touches my thigh and lets out a deep sigh. Then in the saddest, whiniest voice ever he says, “I feel so unloved. You’re not paying attention to me.” It took everything in me not to suck my teeth or roll my eyes. I told him that I was very busy and I needed to finish what I was doing. Afterwards I laid on his lap while we…