Ladies, Your Degrees Won’t Keep You Warm At Night. But A Farting, Sweaty Ass Man Will Do The Job.

The infamous, “Your degrees won’t keep you warm at night!” statement makes absolutely no sense to me.

A piece of paper isn’t meant to be cozied up with any woman on a cold winter’s night. Men who dare to utter this stupid ass statement are really implying that the only options a woman has in her bedroom each evening are a college degree or a sweaty ass man who snores loudly. They refuse to mention the warm blankets, pretty patterned sheets, and soft pillows that all single women have access to. No woman actually needs or even wants a man to sleep next to her. It’s definitely a choice.

Maybe it’s just me but I get secondhand embarrassment from anyone being this loud and wrong.

When you really dissect the libel these men are shouting from the virtual rooftops you realize that it’s best to simply tune out anything they’re saying and just move on with your life. I don’t stop to pay attention to any emotional, nonsensical babble that’s supposed to be an adequate substitute for courting.

Fear mongering for relationships and sex is the battle cry of the modern man. As a society we have replaced real effort with single men guilting single women into being with them…lest they end up lonely and bitter. Because we…