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Question: Why The Fuck Can’t Men Bag Groceries Properly?
“Pay attention to the details that men refuse to take care of! It will save you a lifetime of heartache and headache!”
I will admit that I do not understand why women continue to complain about the defunct men in their lives. To me it’s pretty obvious that a lot of men are not equipped to handle the heavy responsibilities of relationships, marriage, children, and running a household. Because they cannot even handle small, minute tasks that do not involve keeping human beings alive and well!
Leave it to men to replace the toilet paper on the holder to be grabbed underneath like deranged people.
Leave it to men to not clean up their disgusting scraggly hairs on the bathroom countertop after shaving.
Leave it to men to run to the store and grab a head of cabbage instead of the head of lettuce you asked for.
Leave it to men to drop pieces of food on the floor without even noticing.
And leave it to men to stuff groceries in one bag and leave your eggs cracked! This happened to me today, and I am extremely disappointed in my male shopper who refused to take pride in his work. His slipshod work resulted in my food being damaged.
