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Quitting Alcohol Ruined My Relationships With Women?!
A shit show of a life serves as entertainment for many sisterhood circles whose primary form of bonding includes liquor and venting.
I suspect that many friends groups and sisterhoods are filled with women who really do not like each other. Still, they carefully plan all sorts of fun activities around booze, the star of the show, due to boredom. And to remove the fear of being by themselves and contemplating the lives their shitty decisions created.
The crafty caveat about remaining tipsy for the majority of your social interactions is that you are surrounded by equally tipsy frenemies whose brains are too addled with stress and booze to really help you improve your quality of life. Instead, your social life entails you being encouraged to have diarrhea of the mouth and vomit up all sorts of problems you’re facing. Except, everyone is too goddamn drunk to offer any effective solutions! Well that, and they probably don’t have any solutions to begin with because they are in the same boat as you are. This is why you all are sharing a booth at a bar. There are no boats available.
When you have a group of girlfriends who are unwilling to see you upgrade your life beyond using it as the topic of conversation, this dynamic serves as confirmation that you can keep hounding that baby daddy for child support…
