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Sad Pussy Syndrome: Ladies, Get Rid Of The Man & Keep The Sex Toys!
“Comparing a penis to a sex toy is like comparing a goddamn penny to one billion dollars!”
There are way too many women who insist on suffering from a condition I call Sad Pussy. They intentionally sabotage their own pleasure for the sake of having sex with men, as if non-orgasmic sex is the only valid pathway to sexual release for women. And they sabotage themselves and sacrifice their own orgasms by tossing out the sex toys and devices that make them scream with pleasure for a partner who isn’t attentive to their needs.
The reason why women do this is because they have witnessed firsthand how toys are more effective hand-held instruments of pleasure than penises are, and so lonely, horny men have conditioned these ladies to believe that if they use their toys too often “the real thing” will pale in comparison to the sensations they receive from a Bob, or a battery operated boyfriend.
No shit, Sherlock! Of course your dick sucks when we compare the two! Comparing a penis to a sex toy is like comparing a goddamn penny to one billion dollars! Anything and everything is better than sex with men! By the way, if “the real thing” doesn’t include a “real orgasm” or “real pleasure,” it’s trash!
