So…Only Attractive Women Are Mothers?!

“I always thought that offspring were the result of getting cream pied, not the result of being beautiful or handsome and having sex.”

I saw a comment underneath a post where a mother lashed out at a childfree woman.

She goes, “Don’t be mad at the kids because nobody wants to help you make one. You people aren’t childfree by choice. You’re just unwanted and most likely unattractive…you don’t have kids because nobody wants you. Except maybe your dog. There lies the difference.”

Well, that is a lot to unpack! Just when I thought I have heard it all! I had no idea that children served as a barometer by which attractiveness is measured. Therefore, if you have no kids then you possess no beauty. But if you have many kids then you are genetically blessed?

In that case, I sure as hell am an unlucky bitch when it comes to the genetic lottery! Never mind the fact that many of my previous partners and friends approached me and asked if I could be the mother of their children. But because I said no and chose not to procreate I guess I am ugly as fuck!

Where’s my brown paper bag to wear over my head for the rest of my days?

I learn something new every damn day. Because I always thought that offspring were the result of getting cream pied, not the result of being…