So…Y’all Really Believe That All Childfree Women Had Abortions?

“Because all women who have sex get pregnant, and preventing a bun from baking in a woman’s feminine oven is a science that we haven’t figured out yet.

Ugh. We are so damn primitive as a society.”

Over the years I have heard the craziest of assumptions regarding childfree women. Might I add that every single one of these statements came from parents? Don’t even attempt to tell them they’re wrong either. They are willing to die on hills of delusion that were constructed on stupid ass theories; all of which make absolutely no sense.

And there is nothing scarier than knowing that the next generation is being reared by these same people. Yikes!

I am listing the most brainless statements I have had the displeasure of hearing below. I wonder if this extreme vocal absurdity is their way of bullying single, childfree women into making permanent decisions just to appease miserable mothers and fathers? Is is time already to take trauma bonding up a notch?

Are these full-time parents taking up part-time positions as doomsday prophets, shaking in their boots and scared shitless that the world will run out of children? Or maybe it’s as simple as wanting another mother frenemy who is willing to complain about the permanent decision they consciously…