Story Time: My Mother Found Out I Was “Pregnant” Through Spam Mail

5 min readNov 14, 2021

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“Mom, it’s just spam mail. I am telling you, I am not pregnant!”

She said nothing.

Oh my goodness. What did she want me to do, fly home and produce a negative pregnancy test?!

Before I begin, I want to address that I intentionally used air quotes around the word pregnant in the title to imply that I…

Sanni Lark

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Channeling sacred, unadulterated feminine chaos and wisdom through writing. For more primordial womanhood activation visit: https://www.sannilark.com

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