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The Paradox Of Dancing To Impress Your Man When…
When the fuck are women going to get sick and tired of rewarding their own disappointment?
Most women do not want to learn how to dance for health and fitness reasons, or because they are passionate about moving their bodies in a way that makes them feel good about these bodies. Nope, they want to learn how to dance in order to add another tool in their arsenal of seduction; to use to impress a man they are not at all impressed by!
I have seen my fair share of dick riding classes, twerk classes, heels classes and Caribbean dance classes, all of which tout male satisfaction as the selling point; not the improved confidence, self-love, or anything beneficial that centers around the woman sweating and performing the moves, but some man standing or sitting idly watching. I am sure he hasn’t exercised all year, either. I guess sitting on the couch and watching football while inhaling potato chips every Sunday counts as fitness on some planet other than earth.
For years women have asked me if I offer dance classes and I always say no. It doesn’t sit right in my spirit to use my energy to support the dick-worshipping shenanigans of women who are not incentivized to exercise or feel good about themselves unless the promises of a man’s satisfaction is involved; all while getting online to trauma bond with their…
