The Term “Gender War” Is Laughable At Best!

“Who wan test me? Come on! Come on! Yuh know who oonu ah bumbaclaat ramp wid? You know me? I am the original Jamaican Don Dadda. Yuh understand? Jamaican rude boy. Oonu waan ramp wid bumbaclaat me? Come! Come on! I murder people fi fun.”

Bumbaclaat Ox, Belly

The term “gender war” is absolute lunacy at best. Apparently some hopeless romantics believe we are in a battle of the sexes, and it is so obvious how they are tired of a make-believe war which they think affects them negatively. According to these ladies, if we weren’t in a gender war they would be able to secure their long-term relationship more easily.

Ugh.

I just love when humans prove me right. Banding together with women isn’t in the cards for them. They want women to shut the hell up and compromise with men so we can all go back to the “good ole days” where men and women lived in perfect harmony. In this time period women spent their days cooking, cleaning, rearing children, and getting raped by their husbands at their convenience. But guess what? Their bills were paid! They had a man at home! So that’s all that matters. Am I right, ladies?

But never worry, hopeless romantics! We are not in a gender war. Mainly because of women like you. So there. Happy now?