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There Are No Crazy Cat Men In Existence, Only Crazy Cat Ladies Who Will Die Alone

Sanni Lark
3 min readJan 18, 2023

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“Why is a man’s cat adoration viewed as quirky and adorable, but a single woman who may not even own a cat called a crazy cat lady?”

Credit: Mikhail Nilov via Pexels

When I really got into the popular cartoon sitcom Family Guy I was surprised to discover that Glenn Quagmire, the single gigolo who stood out like a sore thumb within his group of friends who were all married with children, loved cats.

This man truly is in love with pussy in all forms!

It is funny to observe how meticulous and caring he becomes when it came to furry feline animals, but at the same time his compassion is compartmentalized, as this same treatment is not reserved for human women. I also couldn’t help but notice how there is no such thing as a crazy cat man to oppose the crazy cat lady trope in our society, who serves as a social pariah and reminder to all young women to hurry up and get married and have babies.

Personally, I do not believe that a crazy cat person exists. Because it is quite permissible for someone to really love cats, dogs, fish, birds, flowers, plants, and any other living thing that isn’t a damn child. There is no derogatory label available to place on anyone who is equally as obsessed with babies and is always taking to social media to declare that they caught a case…

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Sanni Lark
Sanni Lark

Written by Sanni Lark

Channeling sacred, unadulterated, feminine chaos and wisdom through writing. For more primordial womanhood activation visit: https://www.sannilark.com

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