“This Is Why You’re Not Married!” And Other Bullshit Single Women Say

“Both single men and women play this ridiculous game of being condescending towards other single people who are looking for companionship while their asses are in the same fucking boat!”

Over the years I have seen an influx of ladies proclaiming that they have the secret as to why millions of women around the world haven’t received that coveted ring yet. The rise in relationship coaches who are chronically single have been fueled mainly by the “level up” movement. According to these faux experts women have yet to “earn” themselves a husband because they are argumentative, provocative, unattractive, too old, too demanding, or too successful, amongst other things. My favorite one is the, “You modern women are not submissive!” excuse.

What I find most interesting is that these single women have yet to walk down the aisle. Are they not taking their own advice? I mean, if these ladies have discovered the bridge towards marital bliss why the fuck don’t they cross it already and shut the hell up about it?

Also, even if a woman is in a relationship she cannot accurately advise anyone on how to copy her “success” either. Romance cannot be duplicated because human beings are complex, each having their own set of desires as it pertains to their romantic interests. So no, you don’t have…