To The Ladies Who Pride Themselves On Being Crazy…

“If you really want to teach that man a lesson, the craziest thing you can do is just leave.”

“There’s one thing you need to know about Tubbs women. We take all kinds of shit from men but never from another woman.”

Donna Tubbs, The Cleveland Show

Hey girl, how’s it going?

What do you have planned for today?

Better yet, what are we mad about today?

Did he sneak in the house at 3 AM for the second time this week?

Did he borrow your car again claiming to hang out with his boys, only to pick up some random woman from around the way to fuck her in your back seat?

Or did you catch that man in yet another lie?

What’s wrong? Talk to me.

Oh, I get it. You don’t want to talk.

You want to get even.

Let me guess:

We’re going to fight that bitch in the back seat of your Toyota and throw hands at that cheating ass boyfriend, right? We’re going to key his car and slash his tires? Or maybe break his phone so he cannot access another baddie on Instagram or text your coworker if she’s still up? Perhaps throwing his clothes out the window of your fifth story apartment will…