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What Not To Do At The Bar If You Are A Broke Ass Man!
The fun-filled night out on the town is a completely optional activity that few can afford to engage in, especially every weekend. Liquor is completely overpriced at these venues; the $30.00 bottle that you can buy at any store with a liquor license can run you a couple hundred dollars when purchased at the club and brought to your table by a gorgeous, scantily-clad woman who places attention-grabbing sparklers in your bottle to show everyone that you are a baller.
This display serves as an effective and successful gimmick, as we all know it is much cheaper, but less eventful, to purchase your choice of poison at the liquor store and drink at home.
But the ego wants what it wants!
While I can say the same thing for the ladies, I must admit that I never understood why men in particular leave their homes to head to the bars and clubs to pick up women if they barely have two pennies to rub together. The nightlife is not for the man who breaks out in a sweat while the bartender swipes his card.
I still remember when my cousin and I, along with a few family members, planned a Friday evening of bar-hopping and partying in celebration of a cousin’s birthday. A mutual friend of ours asked if he could tag along with his uncle, as he wanted to see me after weeks of being apart and…
