Women Are Taking Dick Riding Classes To Please Men Who Don’t Care To Please Them Back!

“In this moment, I am making the announcement that I am no longer solely blaming men for the wide-as-all-hell orgasm gap between the sexes.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make:

I have seen it all.

I have seen it all.

Again, I have seen it all!

I never in a million years thought I would see the day where I would discover a marketing clip showcasing a room filled to the brim with women taking a dick riding class.

I am really beside myself right now.

So in this moment, I am making the announcement that I am no longer solely blaming men for the wide-as-all-hell orgasm gap between the sexes. Women do silly shit like spend their hard-earned money to bounce on pillows as practice to keep this gap not only alive but actively expanding, all while the men-folk aren’t making a smidgen of effort to close it. And why should they? It is quite clear that men everywhere are being rewarded for just breathing and showing up five minute hard-ons to disappoint them over and over again.

Ladies, y’all are on your own. Seriously. Y’all are dickmatized and truly unreachable. There is no getting through to the majority of women, and…