Women Want To Be A Man’s Everything Until…

“Do you know how ridiculous it is to be a man’s whole world?”

Good morning! It is I, your favorite messy misandrist calling out the hypocrisy of the women-folk yet again.

In today’s news, let’s dissect the nonsense that comes out of the mouths of single women who claim that they want to be a man’s everything. According to these ladies they don’t share. They want to be a man’s number one woman.

Have mercy. Let me take a few deep breaths.

First of all, there is no god in the heavens who assigned one damn man to you. Men are not children. They don’t exclusively belong to you. Hell, even your kids are their own people.

What you and other haughty ladies who look down on mistresses and sex workers don’t realize is that you all are sharing that one man of yours. Being a man’s girlfriend or wife just means that it is your turn to have him! And once you two break up or divorce he will be passed on to someone else. Sorry to burst your bubble, but nothing lasts forever, including love. This life shit ain’t The Notebook! Statistics show that marriages don’t last forever and you will most likely die alone just like the rest of us whom you believe you are superior to.

Also, the number one woman in any man’s life usually is his damn mama. She spent days in…