“You’re Going To Be My Classy Baby Mama” And Other Appalling Things Men Have Said To Me

“If I paid all the bills you will never be able to leave the house. If you do I will track you down.”

“You can’t let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. ‘Oh, I like your dress, but I’d like it more if you had prettier hair.’”

Andy Bernard, The Office

The unmitigated gall some men wake up with is truly an enigma. With hundreds of generations of sexist ancestors to back them up, they have the audacity to open their mouths to utter the most hilarious and horrendous things to women without even considering the reaction of their solo audience. Overflowing with confidence, they provide their unsolicited opinion and simply go on about their day as if nothing happened. It’s quite interesting to witness, and be a part of.

Get mad, laugh, or cry with me as I give my commentary on some of the most dreadful and shocking things men have said to me over the years.

“You’re selfish for not wanting kids. You’re an intelligent woman, and we need smart women raising the next generation.”

Society will be just fine without any contribution from my pussy. There are tons of brilliant women out there who want to experience motherhood…